by Frank | May 31, 2025 | Uncategorized
I had to file a claim recently against Amazon for failing to deliver a package I ordered. Jeff Bezos himself was there to defend against this claim, or so he said, but I think he was just there looking for chicks on the beach. He offered this picture as “evidence” of...
by Frank | May 31, 2025 | Uncategorized
This cone with its warning was in the breakfast room of the Hampton Inn we stayed at recently. I was tempted to peek under the cone, but I restrained myself. Instead, I offer my best guesses at what might be under the cone: Eavesdropping equipment to the Marriott next...
by Frank | May 29, 2025 | Uncategorized
At my recent murder trial, I represented myself and waived my right to a jury trial. I served on a jury once and decided they were morons, not to be trusted, and vowed I would never throw myself at their mercy. Besides, the judge at my preliminary hearing was cute,...
by Frank | May 29, 2025 | Uncategorized
Perhaps the greatest single challenge a guy might face is confronting a woman on the elevator, sizing her up (checking ring finger, etc), and then starting a conversation that might result in a date, all in about 15 seconds. OK, Jerry could do it, but that’s TV; this...
by Frank | May 22, 2025 | Uncategorized
Picture by Author The blog I began writing in 2005 was aptly titled: A BLOG ABOUT NOTHING! This post meets the very high standard for nothingness. Have you ever wondered about the difference between pine needles and pine straw? Of course, you haven’t,...
