by Frank | Nov 27, 2024 | Uncategorized
I find this to be a very unusual career choice and an even more puzzling avocation. First, who was the first person to consume this bee excrement and predict that it would be great in our morning tea? Why am I thinking that this looks like bee shit to me? They then...
by Frank | Nov 23, 2024 | Uncategorized
It’s been a month now, a month I spent in Europe, away from all the post-election hysteria, speculation, and finger-pointing. Many smarter and more distinguished than me have sliced and diced this tomato to death. Now it’s time for my personal spin. I must admit, I...
by Frank | Nov 21, 2024 | Uncategorized
You may have read somewhere that I am not a fan of pets. I’m not. I know many of you are pet owners. I do not disapprove of pet ownership; I just do not understand it. The cavemen were building fires to keep these things away from their cave, and suddenly some...
by Frank | Nov 19, 2024 | Uncategorized
Jeanne had a profile picture that demanded I travel to Newark, Delaware, to verify. You see, she looked very much like the woman (Gina) in Seinfeld who was the wife of a mob guy and was cheating on him with Kramer. If you recall, Kramer fell asleep on top of her; she...
by Frank | Nov 19, 2024 | Uncategorized
Women all seem to wonder, where can I find a nice guy? I don’t understand this! Walk out your front door. We are EVERYWHERE! In fact, you cannot go anywhere without encountering members of the opposite sex, except for possibly the locker rooms at the health club, and...
