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I had to file a claim recently against Amazon for failing to deliver a package I ordered. Jeff Bezos himself was there to defend against this claim, or so he said, but I think he was just there looking for chicks on the beach. He offered this picture as “evidence” of...

This cone with its warning was in the breakfast room of the Hampton Inn we stayed at recently. I was tempted to peek under the cone, but I restrained myself. Instead, I offer my best guesses at what might be under the cone: Eavesdropping equipment to the Marriott next...

At my recent murder trial, I represented myself and waived my right to a jury trial. I served on a jury once and decided they were morons, not to be trusted, and vowed I would never throw myself at their mercy. Besides, the judge at my preliminary hearing was cute,...

Perhaps the greatest single challenge a guy might face is confronting a woman on the elevator, sizing her up (checking ring finger, etc), and then starting a conversation that might result in a date, all in about 15 seconds. OK, Jerry could do it, but that’s TV; this...

Picture by Author  The blog I began writing in 2005 was aptly titled: A BLOG ABOUT NOTHING! This post meets the very high standard for nothingness.  Have you ever wondered about the difference between pine needles...

This is not solely about the South Carolina DMV, as I’m certain all the DMVs throughout the country are models of efficiency. I was introduced to the SC DMV back in January when I needed to convert my PA license to SC. But we purchased Deb a new car in Georgia and had...

This is a thing, and it again shows my naivety! I thought vaping was to assist cigarette smokers “Kick the habit”, but now it seems people do it just for fun, and have never even tried cigarettes. In fact, there is evidence that vaper users later transition to...

We used to call it “planned obsolescence”; a product built to fail within a certain period, so the consumer would have to buy a new product. We know things go out of style, cars, clothes, TV’s, cell phones, shoes, even foods. We do not know why. The old item still...

Subscribe now I’m out walking the other day and notice an elderly woman pushing a carriage similar to the one pictured. I thought I’d do my good deed for the day and pretend to peek inside, even though it was shaded and I could not see anything. “Oh, your...

Wawa, the legendary Philadelphia-based convenience store, opened (April 2025) its newest store in Pooler, Georgia, a mere thirty-three miles from Hilton Head. Still too far for a breakfast Sizzli and coffee, but only fifteen minutes from the Savannah Airport....