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For those of you in the dark, Sue Ellen Mishky was a character in a Seinfeld episode. She happened to be the heir to the O’Henry candy bar empire. She was well endowed but chose to never wear a bra. In a not-so-subtle hint, Elaine gives her a bra for a birthday...

Your Opinion Matters… We are all familiar with “Instant Savings” coupons, right? They are attached to the item you are presently buying. You simply remove it, and hand it to the cashier, or scan it at the self-checkout, and voila, INSTANT savings! I bought this bottle...

Like, starting the dishwasher… I succeeded in inserting the Cascade pod into the appropriate dispenser (I think, but will we ever know for sure?). In the ideal world, I would just hit START, right? Not exactly! A 3 flashes on, and counts down to 3-2-1. It doesn’t...

Would this sign be a deterrent if you and a buddy set out for a night of debauchery that included burglarizing a couple of units in this condo development? "I'm sorry, John. I did not know this place forbade trespassing. Let's go look for some place else to hit."

I COULD HAVE SWORN THERE WAS A STATUE HERE LAST WEEK!

Just how many germs are you missing if you do a fist bump rather than a handshake? I thought so!