by Frank | May 31, 2025 | Uncategorized
I had to file a claim recently against Amazon for failing to deliver a package I ordered. Jeff Bezos himself was there to defend against this claim, or so he said, but I think he was just there looking for chicks on the beach. He offered this picture as “evidence” of...
by Frank | May 31, 2025 | Uncategorized
This cone with its warning was in the breakfast room of the Hampton Inn we stayed at recently. I was tempted to peek under the cone, but I restrained myself. Instead, I offer my best guesses at what might be under the cone: Eavesdropping equipment to the Marriott next...
by Frank | May 29, 2025 | Uncategorized
At my recent murder trial, I represented myself and waived my right to a jury trial. I served on a jury once and decided they were morons, not to be trusted, and vowed I would never throw myself at their mercy. Besides, the judge at my preliminary hearing was cute,...
by Frank | May 29, 2025 | Uncategorized
Perhaps the greatest single challenge a guy might face is confronting a woman on the elevator, sizing her up (checking ring finger, etc), and then starting a conversation that might result in a date, all in about 15 seconds. OK, Jerry could do it, but that’s TV; this...
by Frank | May 22, 2025 | Uncategorized
Picture by Author The blog I began writing in 2005 was aptly titled: A BLOG ABOUT NOTHING! This post meets the very high standard for nothingness. Have you ever wondered about the difference between pine needles and pine straw? Of course, you haven’t,...
by Frank | May 21, 2025 | Uncategorized
This is not solely about the South Carolina DMV, as I’m certain all the DMVs throughout the country are models of efficiency. I was introduced to the SC DMV back in January when I needed to convert my PA license to SC. But we purchased Deb a new car in Georgia and had...
