I had to file a claim recently against Amazon for failing to deliver a package I ordered.
Jeff Bezos himself was there to defend against this claim, or so he said, but I think he was just there looking for chicks on the beach.
He offered this picture as “evidence” of delivery.
When it was my turn, I said, “Your Honor, first of all, I responded with a thumbs down on the delivery. Second, could Mr. Bezos identify which package is mine? I cannot read the address labels.”
“He’s got you there, Mr. Bezos,” the judge replied. “Please give Mr. Lazarus his $79.95. Court adjourned.”