Photo taken by Frank Lazarus

 Everything and everyone has one!

But have you ever wondered who and how these expiration dates are determined?

And the consequences of using the product after the expiration date?

Let’s first dispense with the everyone above.

I know you are not reading here for theological advice or wisdom, so I am fine accepting that only God might know when we are going to die. But what I do not understand is when someone gets very ill, believers pray to God to cure their loved one. If the person lives, they claim, “God answered our prayers.” But if the person dies, “God works in mysterious ways.”

Also, if “He/she is in a better place now,” why were you praying for God to keep them alive?

Now let’s take that bottle of Tylenol above. You will note, this bottle expired 6/19 or June of 2019. I do not know when I bought this bottle, but let’s assume it was purchased in 2017. How did they determine this medication had a two-year life expectancy?

I must assume that at some point, they started keeping ten pills on January 1st every year and on 12/31/23; they checked to see if the pills made in 2023 expired. If they determine that has NOT expired but is still unexpired, the next 12/31/24 they study pill #2, and so on. 12/31/25, they test pill #3 and determine, oh, oh, it’s expired.  

The GOOD news is they now know or think that these pills are good for three years.

The BAD news is that millions of people bought these pills in 2023 and 2024, not knowing they had to throw them away at the end of 2025. Did you ever get a notice from a drug company, We are truly sorry but those pills you bought in 2023 will expire on 12/31/20235. If there are any remaining, please make certain you destroy them,”? Me neither!

There are some really smart people reading this I know, so who will give us this answer: Paul, Coop, Mary, Brian, Candy, Jill, Russ, Judith, Jeff?

Now let’s move on to the consequences of consuming something after the expiration date. Do we die? Get sick? Absolutely nothing?