I was out the other night having dinner with a couple I do not know very well.

I am not quite certain how we get on this subject, but he proceeds to tell us he is/was a hippy back in the ’60s (when presumably it WAS acceptable) and to this day, he smokes pot daily. He adds quickly that he did once go 60 days without smoking it to prove (to WHOM?) that he was not addicted. (What a relief, huh?)

Later, presumably unrelated, he mentions that he sometimes has trouble seeing. I ask if he ever considered that he may have had one doobie too many.

He says “Thank goodness, I was afraid it might be the masturbation.”

I advised him he might be on a fast track for a seeing-eye dog!

Duh!